On your CD rack, you keep all your Kansas CD's in the order
they were released.
You have attended at least 20 concerts
in only one year.
You have the out of print Masque album on CD, Vinyl, Cassette,
and 8-track plus a working 8-track player to play the 8-track with.
(Submitted by: email@example.com)
You have two copies of every album "just
You have Kansas-related icons, backgrounds and screen savers
on your computer.
You are willing to pay $100 at an auction for
a Kansas poster.
You know the names to all the parts of Magnum Opus.
Your license plate is a Kansas song or album
title. (Submitted by: Bluetown@uab.campuscwix.net)
You are buying Kansas CD's for your kids, whether they want them or
not. (Submitted by: firstname.lastname@example.org)
You have the band's guitar picks superglued
to your dashboard. (Submitted by: Goleach.Daniel@HQ.NAVY.MIL)
You contemplate naming your first born "Phil" or Kerry". (Submitted
Your living room walls are decorated with album
jackets. (Submitted by: email@example.com)
Your rendition of the national anthem is "Song
for America". (Submitted by: Slats0406@aol.com)
When you hear STEVE sing you
get goose bumps all over your body. (Submitted by:
You name your business and your boat from Kansas songs. (Submitted
You have a KANSAS song as the intro on your
answering machine. (Submitted by: firstname.lastname@example.org)
You are the life of the karaoke scene with your
fabulous rendition of Carry On Wayward Son. (Submitted by:
You can play all the kansas songs on your
instrument. (Submitted by: email@example.com)
You use a favorite Kansas musical interlude
(i.e. Paradox intro) as a signal of new E-mail messages having just arrived.
(Submitted by: Crossfire@iolok.com)
After winning the powerball your first thought
is to hire Kansas to play at your party. (Submitted by:
You don't mind driving a few hundred miles to see them play.
Kansas represents the soundtrack to your life and The Wall is your
spiritual theme. (Submitted by: Opus69@email.msn.com)
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Freaks of Kansas designed by
Jason Bozarth and maintained
by Kevin Robertson. Site originally
opened on October 31, 1998 and changed ownership on July 5, 2000.